[Boston, MA – August 20, 2021 8pm]

You are looking at the worst pizza I’ve ever had, no exaggeration. Frozen pizza, cafeteria pizza, or even pizza from a convenience store or vending machine would have been better.  That is not cheese on top, its some sort of lactose sawdust. The crust was not cooked, and when I asked the waiter, he admitted it could have been cooked longer.  Unfortunately, it would not have helped. The only reason it is even here, is so it is a barometer of all the other pizza out there on the planet, but this is the bottom of the list for sure. Frozen mini bagel pizza bites would have tasted better.  No joke.